What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:09

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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